Ugly

As heard on Saturday night at Tantric


10. I think of you as a friend/brother/sister.
Translation: You're ugly.


9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You're ugly.


8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: You're ugly.


7. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You're ugly.


6. I've got a boyfriend/husband/wife.
Translation: You're ugly.


5. I don't date men in the same industry.
Translation: You're ugly.


4. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: You're ugly.


3. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: You're ugly.


2. I'm celibate.
Translation: You're ugly.


1. Let's just be friends.
Translation: You're sinfully ugly.